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Type only. No stock photos of people smiling at kale. Open any sheet, hit print, tape it to the fridge over the thing you should not be eating. Share the link with the friend who keeps saying “Monday.”

The Order of Holy SwoleNo. 001 / 024

THE BODY IS
THE TEMPLE.

Stop leaving it under construction.

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The Order of Holy SwoleNo. 002 / 024

DRINK
THE
WATER.

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The Order of Holy SwoleNo. 003 / 024

PROTEIN IS A PRAYER
YOU CAN CHEW.

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The Order of Holy SwoleNo. 004 / 024

NOBODY IS COMING
TO SAVE YOU.

That is the good news.

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The Order of Holy SwoleNo. 005 / 024

EVERY REP
IS A
HOSANNA.

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The Order of Holy SwoleNo. 006 / 024

YESTERDAY WAS
THE ROUGH
DRAFT.

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The Order of Holy SwoleNo. 007 / 024

1% × 365
= 37×

Do the math. Then do the squats.

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The Order of Holy SwoleNo. 008 / 024

SLEEP IS NOT
WEAKNESS.

It is maintenance of the temple.

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The Order of Holy SwoleNo. 009 / 024

REST DAY IS A
HOLY DAY.

It is not a cheat day.

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The Order of Holy SwoleNo. 010 / 024

THE TEMPLE
HAS NO
ELEVATOR.

Take the stairs.

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The Order of Holy SwoleNo. 011 / 024

GET YOUR
ASS UP.

The light is already out.

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The Order of Holy SwoleNo. 012 / 024

CLOSER TO GOD,
ONE REP
AT A TIME.

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The Order of Holy SwoleNo. 013 / 024

MONDAY
IS A SCAM.

Dawn is tomorrow.

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The Order of Holy SwoleNo. 014 / 024

YOU KNOW EXACTLY
WHAT THE
POISON IS.

Refuse it.

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The Order of Holy SwoleNo. 015 / 024

THE STREAK
IS THE ONLY
TROPHY.

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The Order of Holy SwoleNo. 016 / 024

LEG DAY
IS PENANCE.

Do it anyway.

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The Order of Holy SwoleNo. 017 / 024

“I’VE BEEN
GOING TO
CHURCH.”

The only acceptable answer to “have you been working out?”

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The Order of Holy SwoleNo. 018 / 024

THE TAP
IS THE
ALTAR.

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The Order of Holy SwoleNo. 019 / 024

SAINTHOOD IS
JUST A LONG
STREAK.

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The Order of Holy SwoleNo. 020 / 024

BETTER THAN
YESTERDAY.

That is the whole rule.

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The Order of Holy SwoleNo. 021 / 024

MUSCLE IS THE
ONLY WARDROBE
THAT FITS
FOREVER.

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The Order of Holy SwoleNo. 022 / 024

THE BARBELL
DOES NOT CARE
WHAT YOU
BELIEVE.

Only what you can lift.

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The Order of Holy SwoleNo. 023 / 024

MONKS
DO NOT
NARRATE.

Do the work. Say less.

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The Order of Holy SwoleNo. 024 / 024

YOUR EXCUSES
HAVE NO CHAPTER
IN THE RULE.

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